Funny Ukrainian lus thiab cov nqe lus

Funny Ukrainian lus muab av rau ntau tso dag, cov zajlus, tales, jargon, thiab tau yeej ib txwm tau ib tug zoo uas tsis nyob rau hauv mus ib txhis, lub hnub nyoog-laus, tiam sis tsis heev loj heev (es, nws imitation) ntawm lub "tufts" thiab "Katsap".

Nws luag zoo tshaj plaws uas yog tsis zoo to taub nyob rau hauv Ukrainian

Nyob rau hauv lub Ukrainian hom lus muaj xws li ib tug nplaig twister: "CCB tus kheej tsabruk, uas th peretsabrukarbyvsya". Qhov no gibberish (tam sim no nyob ib tug tsabruk, uas nws thiaj li stsabrukarbilsya) tej zaum yuav pab raws li ib txoj kev kuaj rau lub Lavxias teb sab, leej twg xav mus kawm rau hauv lub Ukrainian hom lus. Rov raug (tsawg kawg ib zaug!) - yuav hais lus nyob rau hauv Ukrainian, yuav tsis rov - Ukrainian luag, tab sis yog "Lavxias teb sab pob ntseg," tsis muaj dab tsi funny tsis yog hais tias ib co zoo ntawm "tsabruk peretsabrukarbilsya" suab zoo li ib qho kev sim hais patter nyob rau hauv feem ntau "Yexus cov thwjtim."

Russians, dhau lawm, kev lom zem li tsis nco ntsoov paub Lavxias teb sab kev hais lus uas muaj ntau Ukrainians, tab sis zoo siab yuav ua heev heev funny Ukrainian lus, daim ntawv teev cov uas nyob rau hauv lub ntim nyob rau hauv lub "stupenya rozuminnya ukrayinskoyi Language Society" (cov neeg kawm ntawv muaj kev nkag siab ntawm lub Ukrainian yam lus).

"Zupynka" xav tau

Lub ib txwm teeb meem no. tsev noj mov cov qhua tuaj noj mov xav them, xa mus rau lub waiter nyob rau hauv lub Ukrainian hom lus nrog qhov kev thov: "Rozrahuyte mene, seb weasel" (Xam kuv, thov). Loj lub ntsej muag neeg tsis zoo li yuav tsum tau kom ib tug zoo siab cov tshuaj tiv thaiv ntawm lub waiter tsis txawj hais lus Ukrainian.

Yuav ib tug neeg los ntawm cov uninitiated tuaj mus mloog hais tias "pochuhav potylytsyu" txhais tau tias "scratched nws lub taub hau"? Thiab thaum nej tau hnov lub siab hluas nkauj quaj: "Oh, yak garni pog!" - tsis yog xav seb ib tug qaus liv.

Lug tau sai dlua kos duab rau ntawm kev sib ntaus los rau "dryuchki" yog tej zaum nyuaj tshaj qhov kev sib ntaus rau "pas". "Hto zabuv Parasolka?" - yeej yuav hnov nyob rau hauv Ukraine nyob rau hauv pej xeem thauj, thiab "nerozumiyuschy" ntxhi rau ib lub poob, xav txog dab tsi, cia li tsis nyob rau lub kaus. Los yog muaj, nyob rau hauv pej xeem thauj, tus neeg xyuas pib, dabtsi yog khoov rau koj, lolus hais qhia rau koj hais tias "Koj zupynka sliduyucha" thiab koj tsuas yog nyob rau accord nrog ib yam dab tsi "tom ntej no" kwv yees li nws los txog rau ib tug nres.

Yog hais tias ib tug neeg pom zoo nrog koj cov lus: "Koj maete xov tooj cua" - ua siab loj luag ntxhi, vim hais tias nws yog ib qho kev qhia lub ntsiab lus "Koj hais yog lawm", es tsis suspicion ntawm espionage.

Chudova kapelyuh

Ib txhia lus nyob rau hauv lub Ukrainian hom lus funny vim hais tias cov zoo tib yam thiab ib txwm lub tswv yim ua kev lom zem, parodic laus. Muaj ntau touches thiab amuses lo lus "shkarpetky", thaum nkawm thom khwm (thiab qhov no yog qhov "shkarpetky"), tsis muaj ib tug ua kom muaj kev kev siab ntsws xav (raws li ib tug txoj cai). Los mus xyuas cov phooj ywg nyob rau hauv Ukraine, koj yuav hnov ib lub tswv yim rau muab tso rau hauv khau khiab, uas nyob rau hauv Ukrainian suab zoo li no: "Lub axis ntawm koj Kaptsov" (uas yog koj khau khiab). Ib tug neeg saib koj lub nplhaib nyob rau tes, muaj peev xwm hais tias: "Garni (zoo nkauj) luj" - thiab yog hais tias koj qhuas ib lub kaus mom, yuav hnov xws li ib tug tseem qhuas: "Chudova kapelyuh!"

Nyob rau hauv lub tiaj ua si nyob rau hauv lub rooj ntev zaum zaum tom ntej no rau koj thiab tus txiv neej laus laus, nyuaj siab ntxhov wearily, nws hais tias: "Ledwith doshkandybav". Tej zaum hnov nws, koj yuav luag ntxhi es tsis txhob ntawm pab koj tu siab, txawm lub fact tias nws yawg "NW nyuam qhuav doplelsya".

Muaj ntau Ukrainian funny lus nrog txhais lus rau Lavxias teb sab lus suab sib txawv kiag li, poob nws ntxim nyiam, xws li ib qho kev caw mus "zaum ua ke" es tsis txhob "syademo ua ke" (lus ntawm zaj nkauj).

Hais tias koj "s gluzdu zyihaly", koj tus nrog sib ntaus yog tsis sim twv qhov uas koj yuav rho tawm - nws hais tias koj yog vwm.

Nug thaum yuav tom ntej no caij tsheb npav (tram, trolleybus thiab thiaj li nyob.), Thiab kuv tau txais ib lo lus teb, "vzhe nezabarom," tsis txhob sim kom paub tseeb tias qhov twg nws yog, koj hais tias "sai sai no."

Peb qhia Ukrainian hom lus

"Dyvna dytyna!" - Ukrainian hais tias, tab tom nrhiav nyob rau ntawm koj tus me nyuam. Tsis tau kuv tsis ncaj ncees lawm, lub loj khub muaj tsis muaj dab tsi ua li cas, vim hais tias "dytyna" - nws yog ib tug me nyuam. Me ntxhais hohlushka pom nyob rau hauv cov nyom kooj, zoo siab hlo quaj qw hais tias: "Mamo, dyvys, Konyk!"

Yog hais tias ib tug neeg koj khav hais tias lawv tau ua nyob rau hauv "HMAROCHOS", coj cov lus tiag vim hais tias nws yog ib tug skyscraper, uas yog cia "huab cards".

Tsis txhob yig, yog tias koj intending mus barefoot nyob rau hauv lub kub coals, yuav hnov ib tug ceeb toom quaj: "Bezgluzdya!" Qhov no yog tsis zoo li cas tej zaum koj yuav xav hais tias, nws yog ib tug "folly".

Hnov qab nyob ntsiag to startled quaj: "Yak vrodliva divchyna!" - tsis txhob Rush mus yuav rov los tu siab, vim hais tias ib tug neeg cia li qhuas koj kev zoo nkauj (nyob rau hauv Ukrainian - "Zoo li"). Conversely, yog hais tom qab tsis nyuaj uverennnoe "shlondra", ua tsis muaj yuam kev, vim hais tias, nyob rau hauv kev phem ntawm lub Fabkis sis, uas ua rau nws txoj kev nyob rau hauv lo lus, koj tau txais rau ib tug poj niam / hluas nkauj "yog tsis heev hnyav" tus cwj pwm.

"Kuv pidskochu Yak-nebud" - yuav qhia rau koj ib tug tshiab acquaintance Ukrainian, pheej mus "ua cas khiav" thiab tsis dhia, raws li tej zaum koj yuav tau hnov.

Kho txiv moj mab los yog pears, siab dav Ukrainochka yuav ceeb toom rau koj tiv thaiv kev tsim txom, hinting ntawm tau ntawm mob ntawm lub plab nrog rau cov lus "... dwellers Shvidka Nastya ne rov" (tsis rov ceev Nastya). Kuv pom zoo hais tias nws yog tsis raws li scary li raws plab thiab suab nicer.

Thiab schogla gnetsya uas rypyt

Qhov tseem tsis Ukrainian lus yog txuam nrog rau txawv txawv rau ib tug "Lavxias teb sab pob ntseg," tab sis intuitive txhais. Ib txhia me nyuam, piv txwv li, xav cov khoom qab zib "Vedmedyk klyshonogy" tshaj "Dais Bruin", zoo, poj niam xav cov khoom qab zib "Hnia" tsukerki "Tsom-Tsom".

"Golden Saw rau ntoo qhib ntoo (thiab kub lantsyug rau nws), thiab hnub thiab hmo ntuj tus miv paub txog (thiab los ntawm Deng thiab muaj nich whale wucheng county) tseem mus los ntawm lub saw uas nyob ib ncig (nyob rau lantsyugu kruzhlyae tim)". Nws suab zoo, melodic, tab sis ... "luag".

Ntau kev lom zem "Ukrainian Lermontov" thaum nws "... thiab schogla gnetsya rypyt hais tias" txawm hais tias yog "... thiab lub mast khoov rau ob sab creaking," yog tsis muaj luag teeb meem.

Nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab nyob rau hauv Ukrainian

Funny Ukrainian lus thiab cov nqe lus feem ntau tshwm raws li ib tug tshwm sim, hais qhov tsawg kawg, tsis muaj tseeb, thiab tej zaum kuj npaj siab yuav tso ib lo lus tawm tsam lub Lavxias teb sab "Ukrainian style." Piv txwv li, koj yuav hnov hluas nkauj zoo nkauj tawm tsam nws tus hluas nraug yog ib tug hais tias: "Tsis muaj Fingering, Vasko!" Pob ntseg tsis ntseeg tias nws, tab sis nws yog cia ib tug innocent ris hauv qab ntawm tus nplaig, vim hais tias nws xav hais tias "pawg sib ntaus" (tsis txhob zes, tsis zli). "Kuv hais rau koj otkrovenno" - tej zaum yuav hais tsis nco qab lawm lawv hom lus Ukrainian, uas yeej tsis nco qab lo lus "vidverto". Los ntawm cov tib series thiab xws li gems: kanhvetka (yum), ne razgovaryuyte, pevytsya (singer), acetic (cua), ne naravitsya (tsis nyiam), thiab lwm yam ...

Ukrainian lus nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab, hybrid funny nqe lus thiab kab zauv ntawm heev "nyob rau hauv-lub hnab" nrog rau cov Lavxias teb sab lus, los yog nyob rau hauv lub keeb kwm yav dhau ntawm lub prevailing Lavxias teb sab lus, qhov uas lawv muaj ntau yam, "zoo li ib tug nees nyob rau hauv lub khw."

Lub thoob ntiaj teb cov suab paj nruag lus Odessa ua dog ua dig feem ntau hnov xws li "yim pab": tamochki (tshaj muaj), tutochki (txoj cai ntawm no), tudoyu (ntawm txoj kev sab), syudoyu (txoj kev no sab), matzo (kov, kov), tynyatsya (stick) thiab ntau lwm gems. "Vus mag?" - koj yuav tsum tau nug rau ib co sij hawm nyob rau hauv lub Odessa Privoz, thiab sim twv seb nws txhais tau tias (Android - nyob rau hauv Hebrew, "dab tsi", thiab cuab - ib tug Ukrainian "tsis yog").

Innovation "nyob rau hauv lub Ukrainian style"

Ib daim ntawv teev cov nqe lus nyob rau hauv qeb, uas muaj "innovation" lo lus nyob rau hauv Ukrainian (funny, dog dig exaggerated hloov), yog loj hlob txhua txhua hnub. Qhov no yog tsuas qhia thiab cov tswv yim uas yog lub suab txaus nyob rau hauv Ukrainian. Yog li ntawd hnub no koj yuav hnov yog: drabynkova Majdanek (staircase), mizhpoverhovy drotohid (elevator), morzotnyk (freezer), Mapa (Daim ntawv qhia) pilosmokt (nqus nqus tsev vacuum), Komora (pantry), dryzhar (vibrator), dushets (nitrogen) , lipylo (lo), shtrykavka (koob txhaj), zhyvchik (mem tes), rotoznavets (tus kws kho hniav), dribnozhyvets (kab), Krivulya (zigzag), zyavysko (phenomenon), pryskalets (da dej), zhivoznavets (biologist), povy (ntaub qhwv) , obizhnyk (bypass daim ntawv), thiab lwm tus neeg.

Cog nyob rau hauv Ukrainian

Irresistible rau lub pob ntseg Ukrainian obscenities, thiab rau cov neeg uas tsis kuj to taub lub ntsiab lus ntawm ib co ntawm lawv lub suab zoo li "zoo kawg nkaus qhib" thiab txawm muaj peev xwm tsim tau cov opposite nyhuv, cheer foom phem.

"Thiab lub dwellers Shvydkoi Nasteyu ces instal lment tebe ... (paub koj xav). Ib tug schoby puj ntaws ntawm lub vylysiv, yak zoo ntawm poppy stupa ... Thiab koj dwellers Morden pias molotyly ... Thiab Schaub Toby Bulka s ntswg tom ... Ib tug dwellers tebe vbryknula ya ... thiab Schaub tebe Kolka skolola ... Ib tug siab phem txaus ntshai obsily dwellers tebe ... thiab Toby dwellers ua rau ko taw yuav tuaj ... "thiab ntau, inordinately zoo thiab sincere xav tau.

Pereborschilki

Thiab thaum kawg, ib co "nrov", yog tsis tshua muaj noj, nrog rau cov contrived pseudo-literal translation ntawm ib co Ukrainian lus uas yog tsis nyob rau hauv tag nrho cov ua tiag tiag thiab ua rau luag. Spalahuyka (Ntais), zalupivka (npauj npaim), chahlik nevmyruschy (Hnab ntawm cov pob txha) , pysunkovy neeg phem (nrog txiv neej pw neeg vwm), yayko-spodivayko (qe "Kinder Surprise"), sikovytyskach (juicer), darmovys (khi), pisyunets (hwj kais) , DAC-vidbuvaylo (scapegoat) gumovy natsyutsyurnik (hnab looj) thiab lwm tus neeg.

"Kuv tsis paub dab tsi kuv tus ntsuj plig hohlyatskaya los yog Lavxias teb sab. Kuv tsuas paub hais tias nyob rau hauv txhua txoj kev yuav tsis muab cov kev pab cuam los yog malorossiyaninu rau Lavxias teb sab los yog Lavxias teb sab rau malorossiyaninom. Ob Xwm heev generously muab tej txiaj ntsim los ntawm Vajtswv, thiab, raws li yog hais rau lub hom phiaj, txhua ib lub zuj zus muaj dab tsi yog tsis nyob rau hauv lwm yam - ib tug ntshiab kos npe rau hais tias lawv tau sau txog ib leeg "(N. V. Gogol).