Georgian dab neeg txog lub uab lag: nyeem thiab luag ntxhi

Yog hais tias koj xav tau rau qee kom sib tus mus ob peb vas, koj yuav tau nyeem cov dab neeg ntawm tus poj classics reworked. Georgian dab neeg txog lub uab lag ua rau luag ntxhi. Yog hais tias koj tsis xav nyeem nws, ces koj yuav saib tau lub humorous retelling ntawm cov khoom no. Tsis muaj ib tug tab sis ob peb yam kev xaiv rau parody, yuav tau txais kev sawv cev los ntawm ob tug ntawm lawv.

Georgian dab neeg txog lub tus uab lag. Option №1. Lub cuab ntxhiab ntawm zaj dab neeg

Qhov no ua hauj lwm pib yuav luag ib yam li cov thawj. Noog Vajtswv tau txib ib tug noj tshais ntawm cheese, tab sis tsis muaj, thiab parmesan. Uab lag tam sim ntawd pib nws qab los noj mov tom. Cov hma liab khiav dhau los, scented cheese thiab yeej xav nws. Tab sis, feem ntau yuav, nws yog ib tug hma liab. Tom qab Georgian dab neeg "Lub uab lag thiab tus hma liab" sau nyob rau hauv lub caij ntawm lub teb chaws, thiab lub Georgians, hais lus nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab, yuav hais "yaj" es tsis txhob "Raven" thiab "Hma liab" es tsis txhob "hma". Yog li ntawd, liab rascal pib extol cov noog nyob rau hauv kev cia siab ntawm profit cua. Nws qhuas nws zoo nkauj lub ntsej muag, elegant daim duab, nws hais tias cov noog dub tau ua thiaj li zoo li Naomi Campbell. Smoothie mus nyob rau hais tias nrog xws li zoo nkauj portraits ntawm crows yuav tsum tau sau. Lees neeg pab leg ntaubntawv hais tias cov noog muaj heev zoo nkauj "rov qab los". Qhov ntawd yog zoo li ib tug funny qhia yog tag nrho ntawm Georgian dab neeg txog lub tus uab lag. Muaj nyob ntawm no ib qho kev nthuav kev sib piv. Uab lag nres noj mov thiab ntsia nws admirer tau hais khov kho los ntawm cov saum toj kawg nkaus down, "raws li Lenin los ntawm nws pedestal."

Txuas ntxiv rho tawm thiab humorous tej hauj lwm

Ces tus redhead pib qhuas neeg siab tsis ncaj txawj ntse lionfish. Nws hloov tawm hais tias qua ib tug siab, zoo nraug hauv pliaj, nws muab nws downright ntse heev. Nws vouched rau lub fact tias uab lag yuav sai sai no yuav yog ib tug Nobel laureate. No nws muab tus hniav. Thiab lub qhov muag - vim hais tias cov noog thiab txawm tias, tej zaum, tej pentium 4 yog cov smartest nyob rau hauv lub ntiaj teb no.

Tab sis qhov no yog tsis txaus rau ib tug hma liab, nws tau nrog cov uas poob rau hauv kev hlub nrog ib tug uab lag thiab tos thaum twg lawv yuav tau ua ke, hais tias nws yuav nqa ib lub qe qhov luaj li cas ntawm nws lub ntsej muag. Uab lag los ntawm xws li lus heev poob rau hauv ib stupor, qhib nws lub qhov ncauj, croaked, yuam kev thiab poob ntawm tsob ntoo. Lis sai sai nqos nws nrog cheese thiab twb ploj mus.

Qhov ntawd yog yuav ua li cas nws xaus prosaic poetic creation - Georgian dab neeg txog lub tus uab lag. Koj muaj peev xwm tam sim no mus rau lub thib ob variant ntawm pej xeem cov masterpiece.

Option 2 № paj huam Tsim yaam tshab

Nws pib qhov kev txiav txim yog tsis nyob rau hauv tsob ntoo, thiab nyob rau hauv lub rooj zaum. Nws yog high school nyob rau hauv lub roob. Allah xa ib tug uab lag tsis muaj cheese thiab barbecue, thiab ib tug barbecue - raj mis "Khvanchkara". Hma liab yog kuj nyob rau ntawm lub sij hawm no nyob rau hauv txoj hauj lwm thiab hais kom noj crows. Nws pib qhuas rau cov nqaij ntshiv, lub duav noog, piv nws nrog rau cov dav dawb hau. Ces cov liab cheat hais tias qua yeej zoo dancing. Nyob rau hauv tas li ntawd mus yug me nyuam twb tsis hnov ua kom sib haum ntawm lub zog, li ntawd nws tsis tsiv mus nyob rau cov suab paj nruag. Inspired los ntawm uas tsis tseeb ntxias noog dhia rau ib lub rooj zaum, nws tau pib ua las voos. Tab sis qhov no daim ntawm cov rooj tog tsoo thiab poob. Nws yog ces hais tias lub hma liab tsawv nkaus ib tug Kebab, ib nrab ib lub raj mis ntawm wine thiab yog ploj mus.

Ntawm no yog ob zajlus. Tam sim no koj muaj peev xwm amuse nws cov phooj ywg, hais tias nyob rau hauv tawg Lavxias teb sab uas tam sim no koj nyeem "Georgian dab neeg txog lub tus uab lag." Cov ntawv nyeem ntawm cov ob masterpieces nyob rau hauv lub retelling twb hais saum toj no. Funny thiab thawj ua hauj lwm.