Yuav ua li cas yog ib lub hlaws? Qhov tseem ceeb thiab cov piv txwv

Tam sim no koj muaj peev xwm feem ntau hnov: "Qhov no yog ib tug tiag tiag gem!" Tib neeg tham no thiab muaj. Ntawm cov hoob kawm, koj muaj peev xwm twv lub ntsiab lus, tab sis nws yog ib txwm zoo rau paub tseeb. Yog li ntawd, tsis txhob ncua rooj plaub indefinitely, teb cov nqe lus nug ntawm yog dab tsi yog ib lub hlaws.

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Nws hloov tawm hais tias lo lus "pov haum" rau qhov tseem ceeb:

1. Nyob rau hauv ancient sij hawm, nyob rau hauv nws to taub los yog pearl dawb cov hniav.
2. Lo lus no yuav qhia ib tug hauv chav kawm ntawv ntawm tshwm sim, uas muaj xws li ib tug pob zeb diamond raws li ib feem ntawm tag nrho cov. Peb yuav tau tham txog lub tswvyim ntawm "treasures" - kuj yog ib tug pearl.
3. Yuav ua li cas sawv tawm los ntawm cov kev txaus ntawm tej yam thiab tej xwm txheej.
4. Ib yam dab tsi absurd thiab tsis zoo.
5. Pearl hu ua sis thib 5 ntawd font. Nws loj - 1,88 hli.
6. Nws yog ib tug heev surprise: muaj ib tug programming lus "Pearl» (Perl).

Nws yog ib qhov nyuaj rau hais tias ruam los ntse uas twb muaj lawm tiag, tab sis ntawm tag nrho cov tseem ceeb nyob rau hauv lub chav kawm ntawm xwb 3 thiab 4. Dhau li ntawd, thaum tus tuav los ntawm qhov kev tshuaj ntsuam los mloog "pearl", uas to taub qhov no yuav tsum tau ua raws ib co funny zaj dabneeg. Qhov ntawd yog cov niaj hnub tuav paub li cas lub pearl: nws yog funny los yog absurd cov nqe lus. Thiab nyob rau hauv lwm yam tseem ceeb, nws twb tsis muaj clue. Yuav ua li cas, cov lus yog changeable.

Chernomyrdin thiab Zhirinovsky li kav cov vaj ntxwv ntawm ib hom ntawv nyeem ntawm humorous sayings

Thaum nws yog ib qhov nyuaj rau hais dab tsi yuav tau ib feem nyob rau hauv lub keeb kwm ntawm peb illustrious politicians Viktor Stepanovich Chernomyrdin thiab Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky, tab sis ib yam yog tseeb - nyob rau hauv cov neeg lub cim xeeb, lawv yuav nyob twj ywm vim nws zoo kawg li cov nqe lus. Peb muaj no tsuas muaj ib aphorism los ntawm cov arsenal ntawm pej xeem nuj nqis. V. S. Chernomyrdin ib zaug hais tias: "Peb xav qhov zoo tshaj plaws, tab sis nws muab tawm raws li ib txwm." Yog hais tias tus neeg uas yuav hais tias ib lub hlaws nyob rau hauv teb yuav xyuam xim hais cov uas tsis txawj tuag kab lus ntawm Lavxias teb sab kev cai. Yog vim li cas nws yog li ntawd hlub los ntawm cov neeg? Vim hais tias nws qhia tus poj Lavxias teb sab ntsuj plig. Peb cov neeg muaj peev xwm tsis cuag lub hom phiaj nyob rau hauv thawj zaug. Nws puv tawm ib tug ntau heev tshaj dua li tau leej twg, ib tug ntau zoo dua. Ntawm cov hoob kawm, ntawm no peb tsis coj mus rau hauv tus account lub loj scientific discoveries thiab breakthroughs uas ua zaum. V. S. Chernomyrdin qhia qhov tseeb ntawm lub neej ntawm qhov dog dig pej xeem ntawm Russia.

Zhirinovsky yog tsawg npaum li cas cov los ntawm tus ntsuj plig ntawm Russians, tab sis tom qab Chernomyrdin, nws yuav siv sij hawm ib tug ntseeg ob qhov chaw. Tom qab tag nrho, txoj kev zoo nkauj ntawm cov hlaws, yog hais tias nws txhais tau hais tias ib tug absurd thiab funny, - spontaneity. Tsis muaj satirist tsis sau zoo, raws li ib txhia hais tias peb txoj cai. Piv txwv li: "Peb muaj tag nrho cov nom tswv cov thawj coj mus tawm ntawm lub neej mas los ntawm txoj kev tuag" - los ntawm Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky.

Thiab tsab ntawv no yog tib tug uas yuav nplua kev thiab teb cov lus nug ntawm yog dab tsi yog ib lub hlaws.

Pearl yog tseem ib lub pov haum

Nws yog ua tau rau khauv xim lub poob siab ntawm lo lus, thiab muaj peev xwm saib nws los ntawm txoj kev kaj lug, optimistic sab: txawm yog hais tias tus lub pov haum yog coj los ntawm cov neeg cia li tsis zoo, absurd cov nqe lus, ces nws yog ib tug zoo lub tswv yim. Zuj zus, yog hais tias tus poj lo lus nyob ib ncig ntawm pylilos nyob rau hauv lub ua si nraum zoov ntawm cov lus. Nyob rau hauv tas li ntawd, muaj ib txwm mas cov neeg uas hais kom ib tug neeg cob: "Thiab yog dab tsi puas lub pov haum?" - thiab nws yuav qhia rau lawv. Peb yuav tsum tsis txhob hnov qab kuj tau hais tias funny sayings nyob twj ywm nyob rau hauv tib neeg lub cim xeeb, vim hais tias nyob rau ntawd cov lus dag qhov tseeb, thiab yog li kev sib txuas lus, tab sis yog vague thiab tsis muaj zog, nrog rau cov thawj cov ntsiab lus nyob. Pearl - Pearl yog tib yam, tab sis yog, thiab tau txais kev pab nyob rau hauv ib tug txawv, humorous txiav.

Cuaj kaum, kuv xav kom ntseeg tau hais tias ib tug neeg uas twb nrhiav tau rau hauv tsab xov xwm ib nyuag lo lus teb rau lo lus nug ntawm yog dab tsi ib lub pov haum (lub ntsiab txhais tsis yog kev ua ib tug nyob rau hauv tej kev txiav txim), yog txaus siab, vim hais tias peb tau muab tag nrho cov ntau yam ntawm lub ntsiab ntawm cov lo lus.