Funniest xeem. Funny Ukrainian lub xeem. Qhov tseem ruam lub npe nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab

Txhua yam ntawm peb luag thiab sympathized nyeem ib qhov twg txawv txawv, funny neeg cov npe. Russians, Ukrainians thiab Belarusians nplua nuj nyob rau hauv xws "muaj nuj nqis" npe menyuam yaus, uas ua raws li cov nws tus tswv, nws thiaj li los ua nws lub npe, nws coj ib tug ntau ntawm cov mob taub hau tshwj xeeb nyob rau hauv Slavic anthroponimics.

Leej twg muab lub Ukrainians funny lub npe?

Xav txog tej yam ib tug me nyuam kawm ntawv ob peb, ib tug tiag tiag Ukrainian: nws coj qhws xeem Borsch, thiab nws - Salo. Npe tsis xav kom hloov ntawm ib tug kab tshoob nws thiab nws (tej zaum, nws yog ib qho nyuaj rau xaiv li cas six). Thiab yuav ua li cas muaj ntau yam zoo kawg nkaus khub niam txiv muaj: Vovk thiab Kozevich los yog nws - Nepiypivo, thiab nws - Nalivaiko!

Ukrainians vim hais tias ntawm tus ntse-tongued Cossacks, leej twg, tsis muaj stint, handing tawm nicknames nyob rau hauv nws party, yuav khav ntawm tshwj xeeb fanciful npe. Abyyak (nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab, "yog hais tias tsuas yog raws li") Vernyvolya, Vystavnoga, Vyhrestyuk, Galuška, Davikoza, Zhopinsky, Zabroha, Zagnybida, Zadryschenko, Zaplyuysvichka, Kuropyatnik, Lantuh (nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab, "lub hnab"), qhov ntxa, Netudykhata, Pw (me me tub), Oberemok, Pidoprigora, Pindyura, Putrya (thiaj li hu ua lub teb chaws zaub mov, tej yam zoo li qhob cij soaked nyob rau hauv cov mis nyuj), Ridkokasha, Ubiyvovk, Hakan - tag nrho cov pearls tsis exhaust lub wealth uas tshuav peb cov Cossacks.

Funny Ukrainian lub npe - qhov no yog feem ntau zaj dab neeg. Nws yog nws tau piav yog vim li cas qhov no txiv neej tseem kas, tab sis kuj tsim nyog them se - Proydisvit (los ntawm txoj kev, yuav ua rau nws paub tseeb, nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab nws yog tib yam li cov "laus hma liab").

Lavxias teb sab npe tej zaum kuj tsis nyeem tsis luag

Nyob rau hauv Russia, raws li nyob rau hauv Ukraine, lub npe nqa nrog nws ib co lus qhia txog pog koob yawg koob. Nws yog tseeb hais tias cov thawj heev, los ntawm cov nyuaj siab ntxhov tam sim no txoj kev txhaum Grehunovyh los yog Mnogogrehovyh tsis yog tuaj yuav tsum tau hu ua txoj kev no. Thaum muaj, piv txwv li, ib tug zoo kawg tug neeg txhaum, thiab tau ntsib Colonel Zaporizhzhya troops (1665) thiab Chernihiv Colonel (1673). Cov npe tsis tiv thaiv lawv los ntawm tuav tseem ceeb txaus.

Thiab leej twg nyob rau hauv lub 14th caug xyoo. Boyar Grand Duke Ivan Kalita, lub txwv zeej txwv koob ntau nto moo noble tsev neeg, nrog rau cov Romanov hu ua Andrei Ivanovich maum, nws kwv nws tij uas muaj npe raws li Shevlyaga (ie "nag" ..), thiab nws tus tub - Stallion. Whew!

Lub keeb kwm ntawm ib tsev neeg

Vim lub fact tias muaj ntau yam ntawm qhov tseeb ntawm cov laus lub neej tsis tuaj sau rau peb, nws yog tej thaum nyuaj rau to taub yuav ua li cas lub feem ntau tsis txaus ntseeg xeem tsim. Zoo, uas tus tshis yog, ntawm chav kawm, tab sis hais tias yog dab tsi, nws yuav zoo li, lub npe yog tsis Tverdohleb tsim los ntawm ob tug hauv paus hniav: "nyuaj" ( "nyuaj") thiab "ncuav." Nws hloov tawm hais tias nyob rau hauv ancient sij hawm twb hu ua Tverdohleb cov neeg uas yuav haus ntau heev, "nrees slurped" thiab yuav cev qhuav dej nrog tus taw. Thiab sim twv qhov twg puas tau Poddubny xeem Podlipnov los yog lactating? Thiab, yog hais tias tus txiv neej nyob decoy, A ke los yog subscription, yog dab tsi nws?

Thiab, tej zaum, tsis muaj ib soj ntsuam xav tau mus ua txhaum koj lub taub hau lawm lub keeb kwm ntawm lub mysterious Vibendy, Gavdidny thiab Gnipelya.

Sab saum toj ntawm cov feem ntau tsis txaus ntseeg npe - nws yog yuav luag tsis yooj yim sua!

Nco sab saum toj ntawm lub funny thiab txawv txawv npe, uas yuav tsum tau muaj nyob rau ntawm peb txhua lub sij hawm - nws yog ib tug thankless haujlwm. Tom qab tag nrho, ib tug yuav luag Drushlyakov lub npe los yog Snotty, thiab ib tug neeg yuav cia li zoo li kev lom zem kev xaiv raws li Muhopad (tiag tiag-lub neej me nyuam tus kws kho mob), Bobby, Glyukin los yog Shnurapet (cov npe ntawm cov Moscow xov tooj directory).

Nyob rau hauv ib yam ntawm cov khoom twb muab thawj tug poj niam nrog rau cov xeem Intraligator (tej zaum ib tug thoob ntiaj teb khej), thiab lwm yam - tus tub hluas kev coj tus kheej lub npe ntawm Didus. Tab sis tseem sim.

Tej zaum cov feem ntau tsis txaus ntseeg xeem, lub npe hu nyob rau hauv Kharkov yog Pipko-dab-yam, thiab tam sim no tsis muaj tsawg nto moo yog cov mej zeej ntawm ib tsev neeg (los ntawm txoj kev, heev dlej) nyob rau Nyuj xeem. Tab sis xav txog tej yam rau ib tug lub sij hawm ntawd ua rau lub npe los yog Cherdakly correspondent Pyrkalo. Thiab yog hais tias koj nyeem - ib tug khoom «dub", koj yuav bet hais tias tawm ntawm cov pieces ntawm cov suab paj nruag los ntawm tus cwj mem ntawm sau ntawm Kochmarik lub npe!

Qhov tseem ruam football npe

Thiab yog hais tias peb tham txog cov compatibility ntawm cov npe nrog rau cov hauj lwm ntawm tus neeg, ces tej zaum nowhere ntau qhuas zoo kawg npe ntawm players nyob rau hauv football.

• Zoo, xav txog tej yam ib tug kiag li laus midfielder "Chernomorets" rau tus me nyuam lub npe. Los yog neeg "Transcarpathia", lub npe ntawm uas, hopefully, tsis muaj kev cuam tshuam rau hauv cov style ntawm peb football - Ivan tub nkeeg.
• Heev zoo paub nyob rau hauv kev ua si nawv Midfielders: Kaka thiab Samir Nasri.
• Tab sis cov dab neeg uas cov me nyuam yug ntawm tus Turkish midfielder "Kayserspora" kis los ntawm tag nrho cov xov xwm. Qhov tseeb hais tias Abdullah Durak yug nyob rau hauv lub xeev ntawm tsis pom qhov twg, nyob rau hauv tib tib lub zos, thiab txawm lub Plaub Hlis 1! Ntawm no yog ib tug neeg ruam tawm ntawm tsis pom qhov twg!
• Ib tug heev tsev neeg lub npe nyob rau hauv Romania, uas yog lub goalkeeper "Universitatea" Marius Popa. Ib tug Finnish striker Teemu Pukki yog feem ntau muaj nqi nrog rau cov kev sib raug zoo nrog Santa Claus nws tus kheej, leej twg, raws li peb paub, cov Finns hu ua Joulupukki.
• Ntes tau nyob rau hauv lub Estonian "Tartu JK Tammeka 'feemxyuam Hungarian Zoltan Csurka, kev cia siab yog tsis muaj tsis xis nyob los ntawm dab tsi twb mus heev nyob ze rau qhov Lavxias teb sab" trolling ", nrog nws coj txawv txawv lub npe.
• Koj to taub tias cov Romanian footballer Ionut Mazilu, Lavxias teb sab - Alexander Krivoruchko los yog Czechs - Michael Pospisil, Martin dhia tawm thiab Tomash Vyhodil - yuav tsum tau ua ib tug ntau ntawm kev rau siab los ua pov thawj hais tias lub npe tsis muaj dab tsi ua nrog!

Thiab yog dab tsi nyob rau hauv lub ntiaj teb no?

Tab sis tej zaum tag nrho Slavs surpassed ib tug Fabkis tsev neeg, uas nyob rau hauv lub teb chaws txog rau thaum ntxov 20th caug xyoo. Tag nrho cov tswv cuab tau koom los ntawm cov feem ntau tsis txaus ntseeg xeem ntawm lub nram qab no - 1792. Yog, cia li ib co ntawm cov xov tooj! Nyob rau hauv tas li ntawd, ntau cov tswv cuab ntawm no genus tau suav npe raws li cov npe ntawm lub hlis. Uas yog, nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv twb muaj npe nyob rau lub ib hlis ntuj 1792. Muaj cov laus thiab Lub ob hlis ntuj, Lub peb hlis ntuj thiab lub Plaub Hlis. Cia li cov kwv tij-lub hlis ntawm ib tug fairy taleas!

Nws yog to taub hais tias lub Lavxias teb sab-hais lus tus neeg rau txoj funniest lub npe nyob rau hauv lub ntiaj teb no tseem yuav cov neeg ntawd los yog nyob rau hauv qhib nrog leej niam tus nplaig los yog nyob rau hauv kev yog Slavic nyob rau hauv keeb kwm. Tab sis peb tseem venture kom muab ib co Moldovan thiab Romanian npe (cov neeg no yog tseem zoo heev nyob rau hauv lawv cov creation). Piv txwv li, dab tsi txog lub xeem Boshara (taub dag) los yog Carabane (ceg). Zoo kuj: Mox (yawg) Grivul (speckled) thiab Surdul (unvoiced).

Fabkis yog justifiably txaus siab lub npe Montresor (kuv cov khoom muaj nqis), thiab cov Koreans muaj kev coj tus kheej lub npe ntawm phauj. Mongolian cosmonaut rau Huayak tib npe feem ntau yuav tau hloov nws ua ntej lub davhlau mus rau lub "Union" (nws ya mus raws li ib tug Gurragcha). Nyob rau hauv Canada, muaj Wacko xeem, uas txhais tau tias "vwm", thiab hais txog lub xeem Assman ( "txiv neej-lub nroog Yeiuxalees") nyob rau hauv lub US tsis tau hnov xwb tub nkeeg.

Yog vim li cas tsis cia li nyeem nws nyob rau hauv phau ntawv xov tooj!

Moscow xov tooj directory - nws yog tej zaum tib phau ntawv, uas depicted lub funniest npe nyob rau hauv Russia. Piv txwv li, ib co ntawm cov Muscovites yog lub npe ntawm Moscow. Muaj yog cov lawv, thiab cov teeb meem, nag hmo, Dobryyvecher, Eybogin, Zadneulitsa, Khau, Kuzma, FICO, ua noj, Malahatka, Nakidaylo, Nedoboy, Hvataymuha los yog sib tham txog cov kev phooj ywg ntawm cov haiv neeg - Schiborsch.

Thiab xav txog tej yam lub kos npe rau hauv lub koom haum, qhov twg dub thiab dawb: "Lub luag hauj lwm rau lub koom haum ua hauj lwm thiab ua hauj lwm tiv thaiv: Hnub Kawg SI" Qhov ntawd yog nws, muaj puv mus ua huab thiab lub neej.

Kuv xav hais tias yog ib qho tsim nyog xeem ua O. A. Rukosuevu ua (los ntawm txoj kev, zoo zoo nkauj) obstetrician-gynecologist.

Ib me ntsis ntxiv "hais lus npe"

Yog li ntawd hais tias muaj yog ib tug directory mus saib dab tsi yog daim ntawv tso cai, uas twb teev MIA neeg ua hauj lwm Karelia tus tauj ncov loj obviousness Alexander lub xeem lub npe? Ib tug Ukrainian advisor rau tus Ministry ntawm kws muaj txuj ci thiab yog ib lub npe ntawm ib tug tsim boatman (nyob rau hauv Ukrainian tib yam li cov "Advisor").

Txawm hais tias "sounding" npe yuav cuam tshuam. Piv txwv li, ib tug deputy nrog lub xeem prozapas yuav tsum tau xav hais tias, tsis dhau nws yog nws "tham"?

Yog li ntawd yog vim li cas xws li ib tug cuab yeej cuab tam?

Cov niaj hnub lub npe - tus raws roj ntsha cim xeeb ntawm cov era nyob rau hauv uas lawv nyob. Nws twb tom qab, ntau npaum li cas tom qab ntawd, nyob rau hauv lub khw txiav ntawm St. Petersburg nom tswv cajceg tsim ib tug "high" style yees dlej noble tsev neeg, thiab thaum xub thawj lawv cia li lus uas feem ntau siv nyob rau hauv nrov hais lus thiab, raws li, yuav tsis raug rau tej censorship.

Yog hais tias leej txiv yog caws maum rau ntawm ib sab los yog lub qhov muag, ces nws cov me nyuam coj qhws npe Kryven'ka los yog Krivobochko los yog Krivoguz, Krivoyazy thiab lwm yam, zoo ib yam li tus mob ntawm kev hais lus. Cov no yuav muab ntxiv thiab Bezruchko, Bezpaly, bloodless, Earless, thiab lwm yam - .. Cia li curiosities!

Tsis sau tsis tau muab piv nrog rau cov Russians thiab cov Ukrainians, lub nqi zog ntawm nws countrymen npe tearfulness los yog neeg ruam. Muaj cia li Krepak, Schaslivy los yog tu siab heev. Thiab yuav ua li cas zoo Semibalamut thiab Semirozum!

Funniest xeem raws li ib qho nyuaj rau txhais kom meej raws li cov feem ntau qab paj. Tag nrho cov npe uas teev tseg saum toj no - funny, tab sis lawv muaj tus amazing zaj dab neeg ntawm amazing neeg!